I’ve always felt that Javascript is an under-appreciated language.

This is probably due to the fact that it’s been cursed in several tremendously unfortunate ways: First, Javascript has always been associated with Java, with which it shares pretty much no characteristics, leading to some undeserved lumping-with and confusion when it comes to the things that Java does badly within web browsers; Second, Javascript is a deceptively “easy” language that doesn’t initially appear to have much to it – many programmers (even ones with academic backgrounds) use it as if it was a vastly-weaker cousin of Java and for whatever reason never chance upon Javascript’s fascinating high level features; Third, Javascript appears to be “missing” a lot of features that were hip and happening through much of the crazy dot-com days and the last few years IT in general—object-orientation in the pop sense being one of them; Fourth, and most frustratingly, for many years the web and print resources available to anyone interested in the true nature of Javascript have been disgustingly atrocious and juvenile. (One might argue that this is changing nowadays with the focus on AJAX, increasing prominence of dynamic languages like Ruby, and the surging interest in LISP-like features, as evidenced by nearly every language gradually incorporating bits and pieces of LISP features into successive versions). For much of the last decade, however, any search engine query for Javascript-related terms has resulted in a barrage of junky websites with little information and a lot of cut-and-paste code for producing animated HTML effects.

To really move forward, we need to stop looking at Javascript as “C for the Web” or worse, “Crappy Java”, and instead try to interpret the language through the lens of what we’ve learned from Ruby, LISP, Scheme, Eiffel, etc. In other words, we’re asking the question: what can we squeeze out of our Javascript experience if we enter the scene expecting features we’re used to in super high level languages? To that end, what follows is a short demo of how we can extend, manipulate, and otherwise tinker with Javascript functions.